You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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