i don't like sucking hair
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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