So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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