She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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