I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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