I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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