would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it glows. i had to have it.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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