fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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