Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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