He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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