Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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