i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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