glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
