Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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