S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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