Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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