We're like a lot better than the average bears
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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