Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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