All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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