i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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