What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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