Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Me too!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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