I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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