We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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