The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
