Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Come share oat with me in your robe
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