your thong is hanging out like whoa
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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