So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Congratulations! We have a period
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