Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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