is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
