So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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