why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
