one two three fourrrrnication!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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