i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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