Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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