she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
why is half of my head shaved?
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