You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Dear god my vagina.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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