Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
How naked do you want me to be?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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