TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
time to smoke my breakfast
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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