Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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