i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I am one with the molecules
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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