i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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