Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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