He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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