what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Randomize