If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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