the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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