I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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