After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
