it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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