Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
My pussy is not your playground.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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