were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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