Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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